It really doesn't take much to enable me.

[eyecondition]

HI GUYS THIS IS AN INTRO. I AM BAD AT THESE. I play this jerk and this shorty and NOW THERE'S A THIRD.

So one day I was rambling about comics in a plurk, and Masa was like "oh well we could use This Character in our Evo cast" and I was like "naw man, if I would app someone from that canon it'd be Scott". And then I Netflixed Evo and ended up watching it with "I WOULD app from this canon"-vision and then there was an app. I am apparently THAT low-maintenance when it comes to enabling.

So here's Scott. You may know him from all those X-canons that saturate western media. He shoots lasers from his eyes and is destined to grow into the soggiest of wet blankets. Whoever can build him a working car in Luceti will be his hero forever and ever (bonus points if it's red). I told you I'm bad at intro posts, so I'll just cut to the point after thoroughly burying the lead:

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I MAY DROP HIM IN A MONTH, but he's here for now. xD Post incoming tomorrow or something!

Comments

[bamfing]

Ah, well if it isn't my best bro ever!

[eyecondition]

ALL YOUR FAULT.

I mean. Sup bro. You're looking surprisingly blue around these parts.

[bamfing]

That's because holo watches are so out of style.

[eyecondition]

And flaunting your powers in public is the new fashion?

[bamfing]

Flaunting everything is the new fashion.

[eyecondition]

Right. I'm sure that goes over really well with the ladies.

[bamfing]

Wait til you see my girlfriend.

[eyecondition]

Girlfriend?

[And a quick glance around to make sure nobody's secretly apped Jean.]

She cute?

[bamfing]

Cute? Dude, try hot!

eeeeeeeeeeee!

[touchofrogue]

Well- well, hi, Scott.

[eyecondition]

Oh, hey Rogue! Thanks for picking up the slack and keeping everyone in shape.

[touchofrogue]

[That's a lotta skin, hot shot.

So, looking down and smiling a little, then.]

I didn't do much.

[Drafts are highly motivating things!]

It's good ta see you.

[eyecondition]

[Not as much skin as there'll be when he's introed.]

Good to see you too. I just wish the circumstances were different.

[touchofrogue]

[Trying to make her blush, huh? SHE WILL NOT YIELD possibly. Who knows.]

Yeah - me too.

[SUDDENLY SO TONGUE-TIED.]

[eyecondition]

[IF ONLY THIS GAME INVOLVED MORE ICONS it would be a more effective attempt.]

Just let me know if I start asking too many questions while I get settled in, okay? I don't want to get annoying.

SEEING HER REDUCED TO THIS STATE IS BOTH SAD AND HILARIOUS

[touchofrogue]

No... I'm... sure you wouldn't get annoyin'.

[pyrotechnics]

SCOTT

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

YOU LOOK HAPPY!!!!! we'll get you to a doctor right away

[eyecondition]

...

I'm sorry, have we met?

[herotypical]

hi surname buddy.

[eyecondition]

Hi pretty blonde girl.

[herotypical]

Nice shades, buster.

[eyecondition]

Eh, thy suit my face.

[herotypical]

Which is more than I can say for the hair. Did someone forget to give you the memo on mushroom cuts?

[ SO MEAN. ]

Did someone say 'car'?

[rather_be_surfing]

I can build it, but there's no gas for it here.

...Could always pull up a sim in the battle dome, though.

[eyecondition]

NEW BEST FRIEND.

Sims are no good if you can't cruise around town in them.

[rather_be_surfing]

Well, yeah. But it's not like there's a whole lot of cruising spots there anyway. At least in the sim, you can call up a whole city of you want.

[deadlydebutante]

Tell you what. Stay a month, I'll app Jean?

[kineticcajun]

Hey there best buddy.