It really doesn't take much to enable me.

[eyecondition]

HI GUYS THIS IS AN INTRO. I AM BAD AT THESE. I play this jerk and this shorty and NOW THERE'S A THIRD.

So one day I was rambling about comics in a plurk, and Masa was like "oh well we could use This Character in our Evo cast" and I was like "naw man, if I would app someone from that canon it'd be Scott". And then I Netflixed Evo and ended up watching it with "I WOULD app from this canon"-vision and then there was an app. I am apparently THAT low-maintenance when it comes to enabling.

So here's Scott. You may know him from all those X-canons that saturate western media. He shoots lasers from his eyes and is destined to grow into the soggiest of wet blankets. Whoever can build him a working car in Luceti will be his hero forever and ever (bonus points if it's red). I told you I'm bad at intro posts, so I'll just cut to the point after thoroughly burying the lead:

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I MAY DROP HIM IN A MONTH, but he's here for now. xD Post incoming tomorrow or something!

Comments

[eyecondition]

Oh, hey Rogue! Thanks for picking up the slack and keeping everyone in shape.

[touchofrogue]

[That's a lotta skin, hot shot.

So, looking down and smiling a little, then.]

I didn't do much.

[Drafts are highly motivating things!]

It's good ta see you.

[eyecondition]

[Not as much skin as there'll be when he's introed.]

Good to see you too. I just wish the circumstances were different.

[touchofrogue]

[Trying to make her blush, huh? SHE WILL NOT YIELD possibly. Who knows.]

Yeah - me too.

[SUDDENLY SO TONGUE-TIED.]

[eyecondition]

[IF ONLY THIS GAME INVOLVED MORE ICONS it would be a more effective attempt.]

Just let me know if I start asking too many questions while I get settled in, okay? I don't want to get annoying.

SEEING HER REDUCED TO THIS STATE IS BOTH SAD AND HILARIOUS

[touchofrogue]

No... I'm... sure you wouldn't get annoyin'.