"No honey? We're in a BEAR for crying out loud!"

[dealsinshipping]

Heeeeeeey Luceti!

Meowzy here, player of Patty Fleur and Marco Bott, introducing a new third character! Because, idk, I just don't feel content with only two of them. Meet Varrick from Avatar: The Legend of Korra!




He really likes swiveling chairs. Also he's a spoiled, eccentric billionaire whose personal assistant is like his babysitter. Like Tony Stark. Also he enjoys inventing crazy new stuff. ...Like Tony Stark. And he's a movie director. Not like Tony Stark, more like Howard Hughes. And he may or may not have encouraged a war between the two water tribes so he could profit off it.

As you can see we have fun times ahead of us, here. So go ahead and do The Thing- by which I mean subscribe to dealsinshipping!

Comments

[savedtheworld]

I feel like that would just be the tip of the iceberg of bizarrity to occur without Zhu Li's constant upkeep

[dealsinshipping]

Oh Gore, you wouldn't even believe the plans I have. From Tahno-style depression (complete with unkempt hair) to a bad rash in his face because he ate some otherworldly little thing that he turns out to be allergic to.

Varrick's life is going to be suffering for the first few months.

[savedtheworld]

Beautiful, Meowzy. It's simply beautiful.

[dealsinshipping]

And then finally he'll turn MacGyver and try to make inventions out of paperclips, rubber bands and lollipops. None of which work, mind you.

[savedtheworld]

Shut up and take my money - I mean tags!

[dealsinshipping]

I WILL! .....Once I come up with a good intro post. I need something to beat the highest-treetop-in-Luceti intro. Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

[savedtheworld]

Do the thing!

Animals? Snow? Battle Dome? Freezing-cold lake?

[dealsinshipping]

Animals drag him from the snow into the freezing-cold lake, and then it turns out to be a simulation in the battle dome! PERFECT.