"No honey? We're in a BEAR for crying out loud!"

[dealsinshipping]

Heeeeeeey Luceti!

Meowzy here, player of Patty Fleur and Marco Bott, introducing a new third character! Because, idk, I just don't feel content with only two of them. Meet Varrick from Avatar: The Legend of Korra!




He really likes swiveling chairs. Also he's a spoiled, eccentric billionaire whose personal assistant is like his babysitter. Like Tony Stark. Also he enjoys inventing crazy new stuff. ...Like Tony Stark. And he's a movie director. Not like Tony Stark, more like Howard Hughes. And he may or may not have encouraged a war between the two water tribes so he could profit off it.

As you can see we have fun times ahead of us, here. So go ahead and do The Thing- by which I mean subscribe to dealsinshipping!

Comments

[maipokerface]

Oh Varrick, you magnificent bastard.

[dealsinshipping]

Emphasis on "magnificent", right?

[maipokerface]

Oh yeah, sure, of course.

[dealsinshipping]

Excellent. Just so we're clear that Varrick's more magnificent than he is a bastard.

[savedtheworld]

The sad timing is also kind of hilarious that he'll be like some weird funhouse replacement of Tony Stark.

But yes. Congratulations! ...Is this the first time we're ever castmates Meowzy after all this time

[dealsinshipping]

The sad timing is also hilarious in that Luceti just lost two amazing Southern Water Tribers, only to receive this dude instead.

But YAY, castmates with Gore! At last!

[savedtheworld]

Also very sad. ...But also leading to hilarity because I hope that some people initially assume he's Sokka come back from the future lolol

But yes, huzzah! Let us do the castmate dance

[dealsinshipping]

Wow, who'd be stupid enough to believe Sokka could grow up to have a buttchin and fabulous flowing locks of hair?

/CASTMATE DANCE

[savedtheworld]

Good point he doesn't even have a beard THE MOST INTEGRAL PART OF ADULT SOKKA

dance dance

[dealsinshipping]

He could grow a beard though. Especially now that Zhu Li's not around to shave him.

[savedtheworld]

I feel like that would just be the tip of the iceberg of bizarrity to occur without Zhu Li's constant upkeep

[dealsinshipping]

Oh Gore, you wouldn't even believe the plans I have. From Tahno-style depression (complete with unkempt hair) to a bad rash in his face because he ate some otherworldly little thing that he turns out to be allergic to.

Varrick's life is going to be suffering for the first few months.

[savedtheworld]

Beautiful, Meowzy. It's simply beautiful.

[dealsinshipping]

And then finally he'll turn MacGyver and try to make inventions out of paperclips, rubber bands and lollipops. None of which work, mind you.

[savedtheworld]

Shut up and take my money - I mean tags!

[dealsinshipping]

I WILL! .....Once I come up with a good intro post. I need something to beat the highest-treetop-in-Luceti intro. Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

[savedtheworld]

Do the thing!

Animals? Snow? Battle Dome? Freezing-cold lake?

[dealsinshipping]

Animals drag him from the snow into the freezing-cold lake, and then it turns out to be a simulation in the battle dome! PERFECT.

[tea_lover64]

Ah, so you have arrived. Welcome, welcome.

[bubblywishes]

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS. how will varrick cope without zhu-li doing the thing??

ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

[prims]

MEOWZY, do you have a plurk? I'm lucylovespluto if you'd like to add me. :o Ikki doesn't know who he is currently but.

[dealsinshipping]

Yes, yes I do have Plurk! Riiight over here: Meowzy

I shall add you and fun times will be had!