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[gobighorns]

HI Y'ALL

Okay I am Egg and I already play Son Goten (littlelegend) and I am here now with a new character!

He is a grumpy old murderous Texan by the name of Joel Nolastnamerson. He's from the game The Last of Us by Naughty Dog which I HIGHLY RECOMMEND TO ANYBODY WHO ENJOYS HAVING THEIR HEART AND LIFE DESTROYED. No seriously I put it off like a stupid, IT'S FUCKING AMAZING.

anyway PLEASE ADD THIS OLD GOAT THANKS

Comments

[scootch]

DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY i mean joel we're totally not close or anything ew what are feelings

[gobighorns]

and i totally don't love the heck outta you

[scootch]

I legitimately squeaked just now

this is going to hurt me isn't it

[gobighorns]

IT'S GONNA HURT LIKE AN IMPALEMENT

which hurts like a bitch

i would know

[theboywiththebook]

Let the murderous rampages begin

[gobighorns]

not yet

you gotta build up to that

[theboywiththebook]

Joel built that up in the first 30 minutes.

With dead bodies.

[gobighorns]

i'm just saying it takes some time to build momentum

gimme like ten comments on the first post

THEN the killing begins

[theboywiththebook]

I better add to that.

We'll get better results that way.

[gobighorns]

YES DO IT

joel has a soft spot for kids anyway, he might actually talk to him instead of being like "yeah ok i'm a grizzled survivor i don't need no charity"

[theboywiththebook]

Depends does he want to meet the child that basically brims love, hope, optimism, and good always winning?

Either way, too bad, you're stuck. He's coming anyways.

[gobighorns]

THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE MUCH TO HANDLE BUT JOEL'S A SURVIVOR HE CAN TOTALLY DO IT PROBABLY UNCOMFORTABLY

[theboywiththebook]

DWI JOEL THIS IS HOW LUCETI WORKS MOST OF THE TIME
UNTIL THE CULTISTS HAPPEN
But yes I am glad you got him in!

[gobighorns]

JOEL'S ALREADY PRETTY CONVINCED HE'S IN SOME KIND OF CULT HABITAT SO THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE A RELIEF TO HAVE THEM COME FLYING IN

[savedtheworld]

Oh hai gruff old dude

[gobighorns]

oh man aang will love this guy

he believes in killing the shit out of tons of people just because they want the same food he does

yeah they'll be pals

[yourfononsarewhack]

oh sure

they'll just get along famously

then again, maybe another adult can prove to be trollingly agreeable

[gobighorns]

lmao oh god jade WOULD be trollingly agreeable

"yes of course when it comes to survival, you're occasionally forced to kill other people. even people who've done nothing wrong. what do you think WE'VE been doing this entire time, luke?"

[yourfononsarewhack]

yes good

"If you feel guilty killing those people for their food, why don't you just remind yourself that the alternative would be Natalia's cooking?"

[gobighorns]

jade nO

[relictusdeus]

Ooh, Joel. Awesome! It'll be cool seeing him around.

[gobighorns]

thanks! i'll do my best to make sure he's around to see

[amonglions]

/BURSTS IN HERE

Hello old man who sounds suspiciously like me only with a texas accent instead of a ...wahtever accent.

I wish these two to be curmudgeny old men friends.

[gobighorns]

JOEL DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS, HE HAS PEOPLE WHO OWE HIM FAVORS AND PEOPLE HE OWES FAVORS

so yeah friends

[amonglions]

oh good they'll be so nice to each other.


they can drink and cry about things. and stuff.

stuff and things.

[gobighorns]

they can talk about how those darn kids need to git the hell off their lawns

[amonglions]

and their hearts /manly wibble

[gobighorns]

/GRUFF, BLOOD-DRENCHED WIBBLE

[amonglions]

let the healing begin.

[fervidity]

JOELLLLLLL AAAAA

[gobighorns]

KUSHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

hey gurl hay

[fervidity]

HI HIHIIIII OMG YOU KNOW ME

OR MY CHARACTER W/E

omg i love joel a lot the last of us is such a perfect game i'm just so sad i dont have a ps3 and i had to watch a playthru of it instead of experiencing it myself :cccc

lksdjg did you know that he has a last name in the japanese version??

[gobighorns]

LMAO YEAH i used to be super big into naruto years ago and while the fervor died off a while back i still keep up with it

OH GOD TO EXPERIENCE IT FOR YOURSELF IS JUST

WOW I HOPE YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE LIKE, EMOTIONS AFTER THAT GAME, THAT SHIT FUCKIN' HOLLOWS YOU OUT, I'M TELLIN' U


hahaha yeah like "miller" or something i was like NO BORING and just opted out of it, i kind of like them all being one-named since like 60% OF PEOPLE DEAD MEANS LESS CHANCES OF GETTING MIXED UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE

[fervidity]

nobody can quit naruto you can't it's a problem

HAHAHAHA I HAVE ALL THE EMOTIONS THO FOR THAT GAME I HAVE WATCHED THE CUTSCENES SO MANY TIMES AND I STILL END UP BAWLING AFTER SARAH'S DEATH AND WHEN JOEL CALLS ELLIE 'BABY GIRL' HOLY SHIT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT....

sdlgkjdsg no that's awful lmao. and i can't believe THE NEW DLC I WONT BE ABLE TO PLAY IM SO UPSET someone better livestream it istg

[gobighorns]

OH GOD DON'T EVEN START FUCKIGN TALKGIN ABOUGALK SARAHAHVFASLKDFJ

no

no


don't worry honey i'm like 99% sure like fourteen thousand people will livestream the DLC, IT'LL BE AVAILABLE, JUST YOU WAIT

WTF THAT ICON WHY

[fervidity]

OK IM SORRY IM SORRY FORGIVE ME I KNOW. IT HURTS ME TOO


ok good when does it come out again lmfao

because i'm a monster

[gobighorns]

i

have no idea actually

i can hear her pitched keening

[fervidity]

soon i think cos more preview stuff came out on ign and i already love riley a lot

but dont worry joel ur still my fav uvu

[gin_san]

HELLOOOO as you are well aware Gintama = super fourth wall breaking so we have a permisions post over hereee. Looking forward to seeing what you do with Joel. :D

[littlelegend]

RIGHTO i will fill that out right now

AND THANK U